From BoingBoing: The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

She's still too fat – those ribs should be sharper. Chunko.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.