You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

Looks like the night is over for her.

How was your weekend?

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

A stolen Ronald McDonald statue head + hookah parts = phattest American bong ever!

Nothing says "Hallmark moment" like a little father-son bonding.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.