...is pretty funny.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

Who in their right mind....

Dude, you are so doing it wrong.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Literally. It has balls.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

These guys were once world famous.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!