Done by the creepiest old guy ever.

I bet that girl cried for hours.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

When Husky Rescue came by the LG Studio we didn't think they'd make us cry with this song. But they did! It is so moving we cried rivers of tears! They're a better Finlandia export than vodka!

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.