Even on snow, that's gotta hurt.

I don't know if I would have said, I'm good...after a wipe-out like this.

Wipes out, while showing her stuff.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)