Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

When Husky Rescue came by the LG Studio we didn't think they'd make us cry with this song. But they did! It is so moving we cried rivers of tears! They're a better Finlandia export than vodka!