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Nice attempt, terrible execution.
Hey guess what, nerds! Being a dork is popular these days! In fact, nerding yourself up will get you rich! Laid! Jay-Z isn't your hero these days, it's Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, right?
No?
That's what I thought. Still, this parody of Jay Z's Empire State of Mind preaches The Dream for all you socially enept people out there.
ALERT! ALERT! A NERD HAS ENTERTED THE CLASS ROOM! HE'S SHOWING OFF HIS CLEVERNESS TO ALL HIS NERDY FRIENDS! ALERT! ALERT!
We bet even the acne on this dork's face thinks he is clever.

The nerds in your company's IT Department are currently having their way with Twitter. One of the trending topics on Twitter right now is #webappcelebs which put together popular web apps and celebrities into one nerdy package. My favorite? None of them because I'm not a dork. But you might be so enjoy!
Nerd Alert! Dork Alert! Virgin Alert! Whatever the hell you want to call it, we've got a news bulletin: Rickrolling is still popular, as proven by this video in which one nerd punks another nerd by replacing his Call of Duty: Modern Warfare disc with a disc full of Rick Astley. Oh gosh, how adorable.
Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.
Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.