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This just proves it.
This douchebag...

...is getting married to this hottie.

Their wedding picture might look something like this:

But because Seth Green is Seth Green (and the beautiful genes from his wife will probably be filtered out because God is cruel) their kid is probably going to look something like this:

When we first saw this picture of Mad Men star Christina Hendricks on the cover of New York magazine two things immediatly came to our mind: 1) This is the perfect women and 2) We will never have a shot at her because she obviously marries ugly douchebags, of which we are not because we were born with the handsome gene (this is a total lie. Everyone who works at LG is pretty much the ugliest person on the planet and if one of us were to come face to face with Mrs. Booby Hendricks, she would surely vomit into our mouths.).

And this is who's banging/married to Christina. I know! He's some actor I guess, and not even a famous one! His name is Geoffrey Arend and he looks sickly, like he might die at any minute.

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.
This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.
Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.
When we want to be a douchebag, we go to a pool party and sit like this, too.
Suspect the person you love is secretly a douchebag? We're guessing he is, so take our quiz and prove us wrong.
The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!
Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!
To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.
Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.
Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.
As you can see from this diagram, we have a very fine specimen of whats known as Doucheus Baggus.
Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.