It's like a sexy snuff film.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

We “get it on” with the very sexiest teen flicks.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

Hey look! Sexy versions of fairy tale characters!

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".