In theaters 11-21-07. "August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (Robin Williams), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

This stop-motion animation tells the story of a boy looking for a sandwich. They used more than 150 different t-shirts to animate his quest.

In theaters 12-26-07. PT Anderson's new film is a story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.

In theaters 9-29-07. Wes Anderson's 5th film is the story of three brothers who travel across India on a "spiritual" journey to be friends like they used to be.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!