Apparently AIDS is so rampant in Africa that they have to use protection on even their umbrellas.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

MC BlakkBeard brings new meaning to the phrase "Yo Ho Ho!"

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

The Simpsons intro theme song comes to life!

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

Simplest Rule of Comedy: falling on your face is hilarious!

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

Anna Nicole Smith proves she's the smartest spokesperson alive.

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

When your drive-thru order-takers fail you, you take your order to… India?

We couldn't understand what these crazy Middle Easterners were saying, so we added subtitles!!

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

"To Catch A Predator" investigates this guy's thang.

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.