Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

How could a bra possibly be the most convenient place to store chopsticks? Why ask questions?

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.

Olivia Munn raw dogs about 75 percent of a mustard covered weiner. Attack of The "Hot".

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

We like this guy because he likes boobs almost as much as we do!!

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

Tired of irritating car alarms that no one pays attention to? The OrgasAlarm insures that you CAN'T ignore it!

Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.